Showing posts with label Unemployment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Unemployment. Show all posts

Monday, March 16, 2009

"If that bastard doesn't shave and look like a leading man, we'll sue you..."

There is a sort of stigma with being unemployed, a perception of having all the time in the world to do whatever you want. However, this stigma is just not true. When you have no job a lot of time is spent, ideally, finding a new job. This includes networking, interviewing, resume updates, cover letters, and all sort of other administrative work most people forget about when they sit on their cushioned chairs in their office/cubicle, surfing ESPN or Facebook until the clock strikes five.

With what time we have outside of looking for a job, most of us unemployed Americans cannot go do whatever we please. There is the little problem of no income that keeps us from visiting all the great museums, and seeing every movie coming out this week. The lack of income prevents us from driving across the country for no reason outside of saying hello. It's a frustrating thing, but one we all get used to until the day comes when we hear the words "you're hired."

And no, I haven't heard those words yet. But I'm hopeful.



In the time since the election, when I lost my job along with a great number of other Republicans that day, I have shaved a total of six times. Once was the day before I flew to Liberia. The second time was a failed attempt at shaving in a dimly-lit room in Zwedru using my blade and a mirror broken off of a motorcycle. The third time was the day before I flew back to the United States, using a full mirror but no running water. The fourth was for a job fair (which was a total bust, I might add!) The fifth was for no reason whatsoever and the final one was for a job interview that I had two weeks ago in Dallas. Why do I mention this? Because along with the lack of a job comes the time to find out if I like the beard or not.

I call it my unemployment beard. I let it grow unkempt for a week, trim it down, then grow it untouched for another week. I keep the edges clean, but don't bother with keeping it at any certain length. Does it look good? Probably not. I'm not a beard person by any means. But it is a nice reminder that there are still things I can do without the worry of committing a professional faux-pas.

More people should do something like this. Find a way to step out of your box, your little zone of familiarity, and jump into the deep end while you can. Unless you find yourself independently wealthy, or some mindless celebrity, unemployment is the only time you can really see what can be done.

There is an advantage for me doing this over others, I will admit. Most of my friends don't live anywhere near me so they cannot witness the Unemployment Beard. It saves me from hearing the incessant cries of ridicule I am certain to receive if they would see what I was doing. As they aren't here, I can roam the streets without fear of comment from any peer.

Having friends nearby, however, shouldn't deter anyone from growing their own "unemployment beard." Just make sure you don't commit to this while going to a job interview or on your first day on the job, hence the word unemployment. It's a time to be free and enjoy yourself. Plus, everyone will know something good happened to you because you had to eliminate your little experiment for the sake of gainful employment.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

"I like not working. It helps me catch up on my scrapbooking."

Unemployment can be a real pain. There are the long days where you interact with no one, save for the mailman who is starting to wonder if you're a stalker. But it is all in how you handle the time from work that makes or breaks your life. For me, I'm trying to get a routine and keep with it.

It's been decent. I wake up at the same time every day, have breakfast downstairs while reading the Wall Street Journal (because the Kane County Chronicle just doesn't cut it) before doing some daily task I've set out to do. Lately it has been shoveling snow. I don't understand Chicago weather and cannot for the life of me figure out how it can possible snow so much. I'm running out of place to put the shoveled snow! The piles are growing piles! But I digress.

Around 10-11a I head out to the gym. I need this time for me and my health. It's a nice time away from the house, guaranteed, and it helps me interact with the real world on a face-to-face basis.

After that, I'll eat a light lunch and then delve into the job hunt. This will typically last four or five hours, as I want to make sure every cover letter is written properly and without error, while also making sure I have exhausted all pertinent openings post that day. Then the family gets home and the day turns to night with me wondering what'll happen tomorrow.

Now, there are some rules I've put upon myself. First off, no television. I haven't watched a lot of TV since I returned from Africa as it is, but with the job hunt being No. 1 on my radar, it is even more important that I don't find myself in front of the tube wasting my life away. I do that, then I'll find excuses to put off everything.

Secondly, make sure I interact with people outside of this house. By e-mailing, chatting and going to places, I'm able to keep my sanity and stay in touch with the world around me. Otherwise, each day would be a monotonous bore.

Finally, don't anticipate any job application will lead to an interview. This is for me alone. If I lead myself to believe every application I submit will turn into an interview, I'm going to set myself up for a major letdown. It'll take some time before I can find the job lead that'll grant me unemployment.

While all this is going on, however, I'm letting my mind wander. I've noticed some other opportunities that sound like a load of fun. For example, the Synod has long-term teaching programs where people go to other countries and teach various subjects for a year.

There is one program that really catches my eye; A year in Slovakia. Now who wouldn't want to do that? Okay, most people who hate cold weather and a pile of snow (where do they put it all!?) But Slovakia is where my family is from, my dad's side that is, and it would be great to take a year off and teach Conversational English (in English, which is specified on the form) and learn more about the country where my family originated. Impractical? Maybe, but you can tell you mind wonders when you're dealing with impracticalities.

And that's basically my day, or rather days, of job hunting. It can be tedious, but so can some jobs. The only difference is my office doubles as a bed. Who can say that?